Readiness: The LARP
Game Master’s Report
Projections on the Upcoming Civil War
Between the 16th and the 18th of October 2020, Readiness the LARP, a chamber live action roleplaying game took stage in Athens, Greece. The chamber was located in a secreted, highly migrated area of central Athens, near the Pakistani and the Chinese community. Readiness the Larp was designed to narrate and foreplay the pending scenarios of an upcoming American Civil War. It sparked the friction between a group roleplaying “the Preppers” (this movement of doomsday enthusiasts who marshal for the “end of the world as we know it”), an additional bunch of “Boogaloo Bois” (Civil War accelerationists flexing tactical gear and Hawaian shirts), and a group playing the “Golden Horde” (the allegedly criminal horde of the unprepared citizens molded in preppers’ jargon and literature). The game also featured a number of neutral figures inspired by popular digital culture: The Oracle, Pudge, Sensei, the Operator and Jeso (a non binary variation of the messiah). The game consisted of 3 acts meant to unravel in 3 consequent days.
Readiness is a serialized simulation of the unfolding political antagonism. It adapts real, often scary and cringey collective identities to a world permeated by fantasy aesthetics and infantile hopepunk sentimentalism.
The Preppers were played as herbalists by two participants, catering their tented plantation of blood-producing crops. Their main task was to protect the garden and the Egg (home of Jeso) against the attacks of the Golden Horde, provide ingredients for the Oracle’s potions, and develop a fungus that could exterminate the Horde. On the second day, a prepper conspirated with the Boogaloo Bois to snatch his fellow prepper and carry out sick experiments on him.
The Golden Horde started in a dismal state. Batu, the legendary leader of the Horde, woke up captured and imprisoned by Boogaloo Bois. The ExCop (member of the Horde) was also chained and detained. The Looter (Horde) struggled through a hidden tunnel to free the ExCop, while the Activist (Horde) provided guidance from the “Art of War”. Their main goal was to steal everything that was not nailed down (weapons, lockets, chains, props etc.) and use it to conquer the Egg (home of Jeso). By the 3rd day of the Game, the Horde prevailed, bashing and humiliating the filthy Preppers and Boogaloo Bois. They then published the “Declaration of the Golden Horde”, and disseminated memes for the global empowerment of the Horde.