proceeded with our now cumbersome journey through this maze, our host was only one with any interest in any conversation, hence they became the sole narrator of our trip.
Their unintentional monologue was concerned with matters regarding these woods (it turned out, for example, that this forest was exclusively coniferous), from the elements of nature, which I indeed found interesting, to local myths and legends, which offered no fascination for the rest of us, as we were at this point hungry, relatively drunk, wet from the occasional small showers of rain, and indeed just generally quite tired. Everybody was eager to get back to the cabin for dinner, sauna and more refreshing drinks. Nevertheless, our host kept on with their monologue, with scattered one-or two-worded interruptions from some of us, which were met with no recognition. monologue progressed to the matter of goblins, which were present in the woodlands according to the local lore. As this turn in the testimony of our host sparked some relative joy among the rest of us, the said monologue went on with the subject of goblins, which, as everybody knows, there are several different types, as our host was keen to emphasize. Sure enough, even I, not an expert in the field of goblins, do know of sauna goblins (saunatontut), home goblins (kotitontut) and so on. As you all know, said our host, people have a habit of placing garden gnomes in their yards (here I feel obliged to diverge from Sakari’s preferred translation for “tonttu”, sorry for that, but I feel that the garden gnome is an institute in itself, so the different translation not only feels justified, but virtually mandatory), but surprisingly few people are aware that these garden gnomes are not all wooden or plastic, but indeed some of them are actual living gnomes. Garden gnomes are in fact based on actual gnomes dwelling in gardens, said our host, and as such, are an interesting, perchance the most classic case of the question of the chicken and the egg, which was the predecessor and which the successor, the actual living gnomes or the statues illustrating them, since it is hypothesized, said our host, that it could be that the living garden gnomes are possibly outcasts of some other society of gnomes, and mayhap have found a suitable habitat among the plastic marvels on our yards, hiding in plain sight. Hypothesized by whom, I wondered in my mind, yet I kept my mouth shut, not to drag the one-sided conversation any further. My silence proved to be futile, as there was a lot more our host had to tell of these gnomes. Garden gnomes, are they masters in the art of mimicry, or a foundation of a multimillion business of plastic knee-high statues, asked our host, rhetorically of course. Our host went on to elaborate on matter of different types of goblins, which, we were to discover, was a vast field of information. I cannot possibly remember everything, nor would there enough space in this publication of Sakari’s for a perfect recollection of all of the goblins our host told us about, but I will try to summon up a few examples from my memory. They enlightened us of the existence of the number goblins (numerotontut), who see the reality as nothing but a series of numbers, as it were. These goblins supposedly sense the world as mathematical differences, which at first might seem like a meager representation of the world surrounding us, but evidently there is a consensus among the society of academics preoccupied in the matters of goblins (who are these academics, I could but wonder) that these goblins sense the differences and fluctuations of the numeral sequences in the same manner as we see the differences in the values of